Today was blissfully restful! After getting the hell out of my ‘shed’/resort I booked in to a new hotel which was, well, a hotel! Prachuap is famous for its buddist temple Thammikaram Worawihan and its innumerable monkeys! There’s something like 350 steps up to it. So after having a coffee and egg sandwich at a ‘Coffee and Bike’ cafe I hit the steps. Made it nearly to the top before the mother of all monsoons came in. Within seconds I was soaked and it was dangerous with the winds sooo high. But it was definitely worth it to see the views and watch the monkeys 🙉!
Other than that I tried to refuel and just rest. The weather today has been persistent rain and it’s set in for the next three days so it’s going to be a very wet and windy ride tomorrow. But it’ll be a bit cooler so that’s a fair exchange!

I’m not a fan of fridge magnet pop psychology, not least as it takes most of its declarations from the Ancient Book of Old Wives Bollocks (thanks Lee Evans for that delicious phrase!) but I am someone who loves simple (not simplified) one liners that just capture a complex idea in a few words. I was listening to Gabor Mate last night and something he said really jumped out at me – how a ‘temporary state becomes a trait’. Those ‘temporary states’ might be fear, rejection, pain, abandonment, for example, from childhood, but they get locked in as traits (often disorganised, unhelpful, counter productive, defensive traits) in our adult behaviour. And then he posed a question – what is a ‘trigger’? He explored it in terms of a gun and how it simply causes a reaction, but the ammunition is inside the gun. His point – stop paying attention to the trigger and find what the ammunition is within me. Find that and disarm it, the trigger is disarmed to. Pay attention only to the trigger….the explosives remain intact! It’s really thought provoking. I’ve enjoyed the opportunity to not be riding and freeing me up to think about my inner explosives which are being activated, provoked or ‘triggered’!

When I sat down today to write about yesterday I simply couldn’t remember what I had done or seen, other than dogs and roadworks and more dogs! I know I clocked about 100k of undulating roads which in the main were pleasant. I did meet a mad German cycle tourist pushing his bike up a hill going the opposite direction. We stopped to chat and he told me about all his travels around the world. The only other thing of note was being chased by a three legged dog – it comes to something when even a dog with a disability is chewing at your tyres!! And of course there was the now compulsory rejection of being served food at street stalls on the road. One ‘shop’ owner just swore at me (as far as I could tell!) gesticulating to bugger off! So I did but not without returning serve!

I found my evenings rest place – right on the beach front again but a bugger to find! A local coffee place was still open and boy, he made the bestest coffee I’ve had since leaving Adelaide!

Tour de Travaux -Friday

I have a theory….improbable but….that my Maps app hates me, so it searches out a route which specifically takes in as many roadworks as possible. The evidence is overwhelming in support of this theory! One broken up road after another after another. And what makes a bike shaking experience even more entertaining are the water trucks who’s job it is to turn dry dust to slush just ahead of you 🤣. On one such (as there were many) episode I was absolutely sprayed with water then covered in mud head to foot! I had to stop after one very entertaining section, as my chain had got so clogged up it was, I swear, crying! Found a motorcycle shop and cleaned it off and re-oiled it and off we went to the next section!

And when it wasn’t tricking me in to taking every road which was being dug up it was cracking the shits because I would take a detour (because I had to) and it would feel like it was shouting at me….’left you muppet, left, left…LEFT! Except there was no ‘left’! On at least three occasions the road it was declaring was there….wasn’t! In the end I gave up and headed for the main road! I was getting tired and cranky and somewhat peeved at being chased over and over by dogs! I hate that. I really struggled today -4th day of over a 100 and my legs were declaring a ceasefire! My mood wasn’t helped when I got to the ‘resort’ only to find it was….in an industrial machinery car park area! Sweet god above! Place was full of diggers, workshops etc and tucked in the back were these 7 ‘huts’ ….sheds….which were the accommodation! It was my turn to crack the shits this time!! Anyway…..I was so tired and filthy I stayed, a decision rewarded by a huge plate of rice and chicken ‘on the house’( or shed). It did have the advantage that I could, once the rain stopped, wash my bike properly! But being located in an industrial area meant….no food! Getting pretty used to going hungry these days….been one of the real downsides to Thailand.

So I’ll camp out in my ‘shed’ tonight which actually, forgetting it’s location, is very comfortable, and I’ve booked in to another place tomorrow in the same town – rest day tomorrow before the final push to Bangkok 😊

The last two days have been quite an exhausting adventure😊. After leaving Surat I headed north towards the base of the isthmus of Thailand. Lots of climbing but actually pleasant enough as the clouds kept the temperature down to manageable levels. Found a great place to eat and clocked on my map I had 32k to go. Easy. 🤣🤣🤣. About a K after lunch well the road er…,disappeared…literally! From tarmac to red, sticky mud for k after k. Been here before I thought….seen this movie before says I! And then something weird happened – a bloody great animated kangaroo statue! I kid you not. Feck….not only am I time travelling I’m also space travelling too….there I was thinking I was in Thailand when all along I was still in Aus!! See the pictures yourself if ya don’t believe me! Wet myself laughing (though I’m not sure I could really tell as I was wringing wet with sweat!). Anyway, the non road stubbornly remained a non road for around 11k. The bike almost fell apart Chitty Chitty Bangbang style! Gee was I happy when it decided to return to a ‘road’! I pulled in to my nights lodgings late but it was a great little place right on the beach front. I was wrecked! Of course, there was feck all to eat and the ‘resort’ (gotta love their optimism) only had one dish – fried rice and chicken – so I had three of them!!

Of course, this morning…no food! And wet cycling gear – the humidity is so high that my cycling Knicks were still wet despite 12hours of ‘drying’. I think that set the tone for the day! I set off on an empty stomach until I found a shop which had buns and coke….breakfast a’la Thailand! Then I got lost. Then I broke my phone charger cable. Then I got chased soooo many times by bored dogs. Then the road disappeared…again! This time it was red slush. The wheels clogged up, everything was covered in the stuff, gee it was hard just staying upright. At around 5kph I moved slowly forward like that till I realised I was lost and had to go back through the shite all over again 🤣🤣. Wasn’t funny at the time…..I think I said something like ‘oh dear oh dear, this is rather tricky but, hey-ho’….or something like that 🤣. Actually, I just got on with it…I was where I was, in the mess I was in (literally) and just refused to get overwhelmed by it. There were a few expletives but more for cathartic purposes than anything else. Nothing like a good ‘F&@k it’ every now and then! Eventually I got myself out of it, and with little phone charge and no charger I headed for the main dual carriageway and smashed out the final 30k on a road I knew I wasn’t going to get lost on! Arrived at Chumphon, and the rest is the usual routine!
Amidst all the chaos of these last few days I’ve had so much time to reflect – I’m enjoying the process as things start to reveal themselves. I’ll share in another blog!

Thanks for reading! Time for a rest 😊

So, this journey has taught me many things about myself …..some I like, others, not so. But one thing I didn’t know was that I can time travel. Hold on, hold on, before you go ‘see, too much sun…gone to his head and he’s lost it completely now…’…..let me explain.

So, yesterday, bumper ride north of 150k. So getting accurate signage to let me know how far to go is pretty up there in importance. My Maps app is good but drains the phone, plus when I use low power mode it keeps turning itself off, so I just rely on road signs. So, cycling along, sign reads, by way of example…’Sarut 27k’ . Grand, lock that in, mentally dial it in, and off we go, counting down the Ks. So, around 30 Minutes later I’m greeted with a sign ‘Sarut 31k’. WTF. So not only have I not moved forward in time and space, I’ve actually regressed further back than the time I was at at the 27k sign 🤣…if you get my (backward) drift!

First time it happened I thought I had misread. But after the 4th or 5th I knew one thing….Thais can’t use an odometer 🤣. It’s soul destroying but occasionally funny! So now I just don’t believe the signs. So I’m not sure quite what distance I did – could be 4,874, or 13! Who knows!

I’m am however despite the time travel making great progress forward – I’m now only 700 from Bangkok! Those long big days in the saddle have eaten in to the distances much quicker than I anticipated.

This morning I got all togged up and the bike loaded in the foyer and I went ‘bugger it….I don’t want to ride today. I’m tired and need to rest’ so I paid for another night and went back to bed 😊. I think that’s a first for me, and a welcome one too!

I’ll be heading up through the isthmus over the next 400-500k. Hot and humid is on the menu, along with copious amounts of liquid and the occasional morsel of food if it can be located, and/or I can be served 🤣

Take care one and all and thanks for your texts, emails and messages 😊….they really matter 😊

Friday and Saturday:
Well, there’s something of a routine beginning to happen -wake up, ride a bike, eat, drink water till it’s coming out of my ears, eat, try to find accommodation, sleep! These last two days have been exhausting. The temperature has soared and my day is dominated by water stops and an endless hunt for food. Paradoxically, there’s lots of food, but often they just pretend not to see you! It’s weird – like being at sea and surrounded by water but unable to drink any of it!! Often you rock up at a stand and a) it’s unattended b) it’s attended but they are fast asleep and/or c) they are in attendance but don’t want to serve you 🤣!

And hotels are becoming something of a Bermuda Triangle as they constantly ‘disappear’. I went to four on my app yesterday….three didn’t exist and the other was closed! I must confess to being wearisome of this daily slog to eat and find rest….not least as it often coincides with the hottest part of the day! But….it is what it is and it’s all part of this travelling experience.
The past two days I’ve cleared 200 or so Ks with a massive ride tomorrow to get to the bottom of the isthmus of Thailand. Can’t say I’m looking forward to tomorrow with soaring temperatures and humidity off the charts! Had my third puncture today – I don’t mind as it’s a chance to stop but gee I wish they would occur where there’s a modicum of shade!

Two things have brightened me up these past few days-talking to Niamh, which is always a highlight of any day, and talking to Azi after her heart procedure! Azi, I’m so relieved that the emergency procedure was a success, and you’re back home recovering- someone sure was looking out for you, and looking out for those of us who have the joy of knowing you, as we all get to continue to experience your love, care and compassion 😊.

Rest and take care!